..’Women’s fashion is a subtle form of bondage. It’s men’s way of binding them. We put them in these tight, high-heeled shoes, we make them wear these tight clothes and we say they look sexy. But they’re actually tied up……. David Duchovny‘.
Friday, September 24, 2010
I guess we have all heard the expression walking on nails. How about walking on wire?
Ever been late for your acupuncture appointment ? Well how about portable spikes, bound to do the job when you can’t get the job done. A free puncture guaranteed for every step you make.
Brings out the ‘mole’ in every woman. These animalistic fur-balls will without doubt, lure the man of your dreams to your den of seduction. What a little tiger you are growl!
These ones are strictly for entertainment purposes. A bit like a Rubik Cube I guess. Give a pair to a blonde in your life for Xmas and watch her stand there for hours wondering how she will take her first step. Cheaper entertainment than going to the movies.
A total break through for woman across the globe. Slip them on and ‘presto‘ you are dressed with adjoining shoes, all in the one go. Did I forget to mention give it a few hours to put them on ?
Still have a little energy leftover from your big day out. Do you feel like doing a little gardening ?. Well no-more do you have to buy tools to aerate the soil in your lawn. Yes that’s right, even for those who return home intoxicated, you can just stumble all over your prized couch lawn, as these little spikes dig up the grass with such ease.